/Thursday, February 23, 2006
L♥VE ; 4:09 PM
haha.
just had fnn remedial.
i didnt noe vegetarian got HDP till today!(:
i shall tell u a story, created by el,celes,hon,bao,shir and me!(:
byt b4 i start.
warning: u may die due to the lack of oxygen cuz u'lll b luffing lyk mad. pls prepare an oxygen tank b4 u start reading.thankyou(:
once there was an iguana. but after that dono wad happen, muz b a cross breed, so it's called PIGUANA.
piguana looks like both pig and iguana.so it's called piguana.
the world is a happy and peaceful world until...
one day, piguana farted in the toilet.
NO!it's not only stinky, smething....EXPLODED!
it was SO stinky the WHOLE population on earth died. and the worse is...
the earth is bombed into HALF!
the solar planet always have 9 planets.but because of that powerful fart, it now has 10!
8 FULL planets plus 2 HALF planets.
the 2 semi circles in the universe continued to rotate round the sun.
one day, this wonder made it to the headline.
no, it's not by humans.they all died.
it's by the martian.
according the the mars paper:
di-di di didididi di-di-di didi di-di-di
let me translate.
it says:
amazing fart cause universe to have 2 semi circles.
and so, the martians are talking about.
and they wonder. all the aliens just died like that.due to the amazing fart.
and like we humans, they have something called- the martian universe record.
which is also known as the di-di-di-di didi di-di di didi.
and the fart by piguana is recorded.
*somehow, the martian has a way of their own,they found out who's the amazing fart's owner!*
di-di-di-di didi di-di di didi:
dididididi di-di di-di-di di di-di di di di di-di didi-di di dididi-di di-didi di-di-di didi!
ok.let me br your translator again.
the martian universe record:
congratulations to the most amazing fart owner piguana!
amazing aint it?(:
even the martians is AMAZED by piguana's fart.
WOW-
hahahaa.
i love love love the story!(:
we have amazing mind, creating amazing stories!(: