/Sunday, May 14, 2006
L♥VE ; 3:23 AM
guess i'm too bored(:
share with your some things.
haha.
i got this quite long ago but still think it's quite...WA.
lol!
-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
`(Hardly seems worth it.)
-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
` (Now that's more like it!)
-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
`(O.M.G.!)
-A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
`(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
-A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
`(Creepy.)
``(I'm still not over the pig.)
-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
`(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
`("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
-The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
``(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
-The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
`(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
-Some lions mate over 50 times a day
` (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
-Butterflies taste with their feet.
`(Something I always wanted to know.)
-The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
`(Hmmmmmm......)
- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
`(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
- Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump
`(okay, so that would be a good thing)
-A cat's urine glows under a black light.
`(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
`(I know some people like that.)
-Starfish have no brains
`(I know some people like that too.)
-Polar bears are left-handed.
`(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
``(What about that pig??)
&Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...In other words, send it to
everyone.whole thing UNCHANGED.
i did this because,
i'm lazy to forward.xD
so,enjoy reading and forget the pig!
and,WRITE WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND IF YOU WANT TO
LIVE LONGER.xD
